English is Cool

sexta-feira, dezembro 12

found on the spider's home

a computer was something on TV
from a science fiction show of note
a window was something you hated to clean
and ram was the cousin of a goat
meg was the name of my girlfriend
and gig was a job for the nights
now they all mean different things
and that really mega bites
an application was for employment
a program was a TV show
a curser used profanity
a keyboard was a piano
memory was something that you lost with age
a CD was a bank account
and if you had a 3 inch floppy
you hoped nobody found out
compress was something you did to the garbage
not something you did to a file
and if you unzipped anything in public
you'd be in jail for awhile
log on was adding wood to the fire
hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and a back up happened to your commode
cut you did with a pocket knife
paste you did with glue
a web was a spider's home
and a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
and the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
but when it happens, they'll wish they were dead
author unkown
have a sweet funny weekend :)