A couple of weather puns

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, UCLA.

It was raining cats and dogs.
There were poodles all over the road.

Two lovers who had been apart for sometime were reunited
on a foggy day. One whispered to the other: "I mist you."

Trocadilhos à parte, o clima tem estado bem gostoso
nestas terras do sul ultimamente. Sol sem ser escaldante
e brisas suaves que não se cansam de soprar.